I am a big fan of Pattern Junkie, it's very funny plus she has a nice shop. I think this pattern is right up her alley, but I couldn't come up with a funny enough line to describe this bronzer and teeth whitening nightmare. Come up with a good line, write it in the comments and I'll send you the pattern. It's a size 12 dated 1977 so it's got the mandatory Charlie's Angel vibe. You can comment on that too if you are so inclined.
Well to me it gives the same feeling as a Disney forrest monsters, you know shinny eyes behind the trees.
RĂ©pondreSupprimerAnd by the way Lady A looks exactly the same as a Goldie Hawn in 80's..
Wow talk about accidentally falling asleep in the tanning booth by mistake!
RĂ©pondreSupprimerThis cracks me up!!
RĂ©pondreSupprimerView a looks like Farrah Fawcett and the others how we all tried to look like her.
RĂ©pondreSupprimerI'm pretty sure view C is pouting because she got the ugly dew-lap collar that was more 60s than 70s.
RĂ©pondreSupprimerDidn't know bronzer was that popular back in the 70s...
RĂ©pondreSupprimerThe hair and makeup styling is remarkably similar to the new Sex & the City Movie, overdone and ignored. Too much mystic tan, too little enamel on their poor teeth.
RĂ©pondreSupprimerScary!
RĂ©pondreSupprimerGiven that this was from 1977 I'm gonna go ahead and say "it ain't bronzer". Those girls got that way from a bottle of "bain du soliel" (the orange gel kind, remember?) and a long weekend at the local pool.
RĂ©pondreSupprimerThe teeth, I can't explain.
You know, a good tan always makes your teeth look whiter. :-)
RĂ©pondreSupprimerBain de Soliel Angels- View B looks like me when I used that "orange stuff and fell asleep in the sun.
RĂ©pondreSupprimerA California Dream Girl for sure!
Penny
I have several patterns with these girls on the envelope. They are creepy, kinda like Charlie's Steford Angels.
RĂ©pondreSupprimerAnd that wasn't self-tanner, it was the real thing! If these girls were real, they'd look like Magda in Something About Mary by now.
Oops, I meant Charlie's Stepford Angels!
RĂ©pondreSupprimerAnnie, Bettie, and Donna were ready for their closeups in the Farrah Fawcett Lookalike Contest, but Chloe mistakenly made up like Olivia Newton-John and was disqualified.
RĂ©pondreSupprimerI think that view C is still swishing the Kool Aid around in her mouth.
RĂ©pondreSupprimerThe Native American Appropriation Chesire Cat look
RĂ©pondreSupprimer